awkward conversations #2
diantara punya saya, syaf, dan ihsan, saya tau saya punya yang paling bagus. secara. yang punya saya tuh paling panjang. yang punya saya tuh paling keras. yang punya saya tuh paling tahan lama. dan sekalinya yang punya saya dipake, saya gak bisa konsentrasi ke hal lain lagi. dan emang saya terus aja nyombongin yang punya saya di 2.ipa.2 .
mungkin emang agak nyombong, tapi mau gimana lagi, kualitas headset saya udah terbukti dicoba sama mereka bertiga.
awkward conversations #1
the series’ inaugural episode!!!
me: mah, nanti saya mau belajar sax, boleh ga?
mom: hah? bukannya kamu udah ngerti gimana caranya?
me: “sax” mah, pake a. bukan yang satu lagi.
mom: ooh. okei, asal gurunya baleg sih.
the "ican'tbelievehowgaringthisblogis" blog frequently asked questions (FAQ)
Q:okay, so who the hell are you?
A:maulanna maryunani, a 16-year old senior high school student. if you want to know more about me, just follow me on tumblr.
Q:why did you make this blog?
A:because i’m bored. plus, blogs are cool. and i’m cool. so it feels so right to make a blog.
Q:why is the url “icantbelievehowgaringthisblogis.tumblr.com”?
A:because you won’t believe how garing this blog is.
Q:isn’t it too long?
A:no, if it was too long than tumblr wouldn’t allow me to use it, right?
Q:no, i mean metaphorically too long. won’t people forget your url?
A:no they won’t.
Q:why?
A:because they will feel like they won’t believe how garing this blog is. so they won’t forget the url.
Q:that doesn’t even make sense.
A:i agree.
Q:oh man this is hard. anyway, any special reason to make this blog in english?
A:i just want to (sort of) help you with your english, by practice. i won’t really use easy-to-understand english because they are too easy to understand. (makes sense, eh?). besides, english-speaking people don’t really use those english. they use hard english. and if you want to understand what those people on indovision are saying without subtitles, you will have to understand hard english.
Q:will you make it bilingual sometime so people will learn easier?
A:sure, if people wants me to do that. and also, if i’m not too lazy to do that. you see i’m not really a blog-freak who updates their blog every 30 minutes.
Q:then why did you make this blog, if you’re a lazy guy?
A:refer to question number 2.
Q:how often will you update the blog?
A:i’m not really sure. if i feel like posting a blog entry, i will post a blog entry. it’s not really my job, so you can’t expect me to frequently post. i will though, try not to leave this blog to rot after the first post (which i have done to my last 15.. umm no, 16 blogs)
Q:will you post an “about me” blog post?
A:PFFFT, yeah right, like you will read that. and you won’t.
Q:will you post a blog post about the current economic crisis in the world?
A:(idem as in the last question)
Q:are you confident that people will read your blog?
A:no, i’m not. this isn’t a very good blog. but it is, a very garing blog.
Q:anyway, isn’t garing in english supposed to be “crunchy”?
A:no, not really. garing is garing. it’s not crunchy. have you heard any “crunchy comedians” lately? no, you haven’t. but you HAVE heard “garing comedians”. makes sense, no?
Q:no, not really.
A:who cares. i told you it’s not a very good blog.
Q:agreed. but it’s not really garing either.
A:yes it is.
Q:no, it’s not.
A:yes, it is.
Q:no.
A:yes.
Q:no!
A:yes.
Q:look, basically, there is only one boy writing up the whole “Q“‘s and “A“‘s here. so the whole garing/not garing debate is actually not true, right?
A:yes.
Q:then why did you waste your time making the debate?
A:well, i told you it’s a very garing blog…
Q:MAN, I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW GARING THIS BLOG IS!!!
A:i told you the name was good.
