January 2012
2 posts
Meanwhile, in a Video Games Store in France...
American Tourist: Excusé, I would like to buy a PlayStation 3. Do you have one here?
Storekeeper: Ouï monsieur! Which mo--
American Tourist: No, not a Wii, a PlayStation 3, Frenchie...
Storekeeper: Sacrebleu...
September 2011
1 post
“Kalo Derek yang terdeportasi, entah bagaimana nasib mobil-mobil mogok di Big...”
– My own tweet, even made myself laugh…
August 2011
1 post
“oh yes, this is awkward.”
– my head
July 2011
1 post
Serious Post: Untuk Mahasiswa ITB angkatan 2011...
Hola kawan-kawan.
Saya Maulanna Maryunani, FTI ITB 2011. Panggil aja Yuan. atau Yun. I prefer Yun. (ngeksis dikit boleh lah)
Kalo kalian familar dengan tumblr ini kayanya kalian udah tahu saya, kenal saya, dan tersiksa dengan tumblr saya ini yang sangat “humorous”. Tapi itu topik yang lain.
Saya di sini menawarkan sebuah fasilitas kepada kalian sesama mahasiswa ITB 2011 yang merasa...
March 2011
2 posts
short and sweet dryness.
me: mah tau maicih?
mamah: yarhamukallah.
me: *sighs* yadikumullah.
December 2010
4 posts
An Ironic Look at 2010
2010 is a fucking pain in the ass really great year for me. I went to Bali for the first time, had my first FULL YEAR with a girlfriend, a new bass, a new perspective of life @ higher learning, and all of that. I don’t even want to touch the negatives because i don’t wanna ruin anything.
But of course, this is still Indonesia, a country full of ironic things, and if you took all of...
“tadi malem aing mimpi pizza hut merger sama sule. dan mereka menciptakan...”
kecewa...
fuckyeahbelitungbarat:
-via hartawan
that’s so mean. but still…
“since love is not always as sweet as it sounds.”
– Yaser Noveramadya, the man with a golden quote during a galauness session.
November 2010
3 posts
“it seemed that you haven’t replied my last text message for centuries;...”
Went off to change your mind?
Me: Okay, I'm so jealous about someone.
Friend: Why?
Me: My girlfriend's obsessed with him.
Friend: Really? It's that bad?
Me: Well, it's not "bad", but still, you know..
Friend: Yeah.
Friend: But can't you just out-obsessible him? I'm sure you can.
Me: Oh hell no. His hotness is beyond understanding.
Friend: What? I'm sure it's not that bad. Noone's hotness can be that good.
Friend: Who's this guy anyway? I'll help you get back your gf's attention in no time.
Me: You sure about this?
Friend: Oh please, nothing can change my mind about this.
Me: It's Mesut Oezil.
(Friend went offline)
October 2010
5 posts
“harusnya tanggal bagus tuh dijadiin tanggal putus bukan tanggal jadian, jadi itu...”
“It’s human nature. If something went wrong, humans need something to...”
bad jokes galore!!!
okay, some of you might’ve heard this one. but what the heck.
1. saur apa yang dangdutan?
sauri sauri sauri jack.
2. ngabuburit apa yang dangdutan?
sore sore sore jack.
3. malem-malem apa yang dangdutan?
sare sare sare jack.
4. nutri apa yang dangdutan?
sari sari sari jack.
5. mpok-mpok apa yang dangdutan?
nori nori nori jack.
6. transportasi umum apa yang dangdutan?
oo oo oo...
hey, my girlfriend has a tumblr page!
yeah, make sure you follow her at srtlrst.tumblr.com.
you might realize how her blog differs so much from mine.
much more sense. much less garingness. much shorter tumblr url than mine. (though maybe that’s because her tumblr username doesn’t contain any vowels. how stupid unique, dear.)
so, yeah, follow her. and get in touch with her. but don’t get your hopes up of getting...
Uninspired.
I need inspiration for a garing tumblr post! WHY CAN’T I HAVE ANY INSPIRATION FOR A GARING TUMBLR POST?!?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcdeBxkjqLg&feature=related
ah yes, there it is. garingness.
That is all, thank you.
September 2010
7 posts
2 tags
Tumblr Challenge Day 02 - Better Late than Never
The meaning behind your Tumblr name.
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Well, it’s icantbelievehowgaringthisblogis.tumblr.com, and you’d probably know why it’s named that way.
What?
You don’t?
What? Tell the story? It’s a friggin’ long one, man!
No I ain’t tellin’ you the story!
You’re not the boss of me, man!
.
.
.
.
Okay then, here’s the story anyway.
...
“indonesia is stupid. how can they prefer 1 dancing guy to 3 dancing guys?...”
– Me.
“i don’t need 50+ tweets on my timeline to tell me that brandon cried. I...”
things i've learned after 2+ hours of indonesia...
okay, emang ga setiap hari aing nonton IMB (karena emang adanya cuman sabtu dan minggu), tapi entah kenapa, nonton yang sekarang lebih ngena daripada yang dulu-dulu. banyak garingan yang dateng dari episode hari ini. and i thought to myself, hey why not publish it to tumblr?
so i did will.
1. i’ve learned that titi sjuman’s skin tone is really similar to mine. after i visited kuta...
“well, i was about to make a joke about hudson’s vital organs and sexual...”
– me.
how to pwn a younger cousin
cousin: can you pass the remote?
me: here you go. but don't touch anything.
August 2010
5 posts
“always believing in something is called “principles”, always...”
– Me, about 3 minutes ago.
the pwnage burns!!
friend: i don’t really like your tumblr.
me: oh yeah, why is that?
friend: the url.
me: yeah, whaddabouddit?
friend: it’s too long, i can’t take it.
me: oh yeah, btw, it’s what your MUM said to me last night.
so much for the “friend” part.
September 2009
2 posts
awkward conversations #2
diantara punya saya, syaf, dan ihsan, saya tau saya punya yang paling bagus. secara. yang punya saya tuh paling panjang. yang punya saya tuh paling keras. yang punya saya tuh paling tahan lama. dan sekalinya yang punya saya dipake, saya gak bisa konsentrasi ke hal lain lagi. dan emang saya terus aja nyombongin yang punya saya di 2.ipa.2 .
mungkin emang agak nyombong, tapi mau gimana lagi,...
awkward conversations #1
the series’ inaugural episode!!!
me: mah, nanti saya mau belajar sax, boleh ga?
mom: hah? bukannya kamu udah ngerti gimana caranya?
me: “sax” mah, pake a. bukan yang satu lagi.
mom: ooh. okei, asal gurunya baleg sih.
July 2009
1 post
the "ican'tbelievehowgaringthisblogis" blog...
Q:okay, so who the hell are you?
A:maulanna maryunani, a 16-year old senior high school student. if you want to know more about me, just follow me on tumblr.
Q:why did you make this blog?
A:because i’m bored. plus, blogs are cool. and i’m cool. so it feels so right to make a blog.
Q:why is the url “icantbelievehowgaringthisblogis.tumblr.com”?
A:because you...